A Bones episode summary
innocent bystander: *screams as decomposed remains falls on them*
Booth: Bones we got a case. get your shit lez go
Brennan: *glances at remains* a 24 year old white male with decaying teeth and 4 broken ribs.
Booth: okay boyz, lets bring this to the Jeffersonian
Intro music: hardcore dance party
Angela: yo, cam i found the ID on my million dollar computer
Sweets: *talks to victim's relative" sry for your loss man
Hodgins: time to do a fucking experiment
Cam: I don't think so broski. im da boss
Hodgins: does experiment anyway
Hodgins: KING OF THE LAB BITCHES
Brennan and Booth: car scene
Booth: time for field work Bones.
Suspect: i didn't fucking kill dis bitch
Brennan: Time to go do more lab work
Sweets: gets all shrinky at Booth
Booth: shut the fuck up sweets
Brennan: finds evidence like a boss
Booth: time for an interrogation with another suspect.
Booth: Im so freaking badass.
Murderer: Fine i killed this hoe. but i didn't mean to *cries*
Booth: good job. we're so fucking hot and awesome
Brennan: lez drink wine and kiss
Booth: okay
The end
bone-room:
“Two plus two equals four. I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet. The sun comes up because the world turns. These things are beautiful to me. There are mysteries I will never understand, but everywhere I look, I see proof that for every effect there is a corresponding cause, even if I can’t see it. I find that reassuring.”
(Source: wrongology, via vanillabug)
Oh yeah and Parker. Can’t believe I forgot about him. He needs to come back!
I want a Bones Christmas episode next season. I want to see Christine and Michael have Christmas together. I can’t be the only one.
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5.14 - the devil in the details
Two plus two equals four. I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet. The sun comes up because the world turns. These things are beautiful to me. There are mysteries I will never understand, but everywhere I look, I see proof that for every effect there is a corresponding cause. Even if I can’t see it. I find that reassuring.
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3.12 - the baby in the bough
There was a baby in that car, you son of a bitch!
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2.09 - aliens in a spaceship
Brennan: If I were going to pray, I would have done it just before we set off the explosion.
Booth: And you didn’t?
Brennan: No. See, if there was a God – which there isn’t –
Booth: Shhhh. Do you see where we are?
Brennan: And if I were someone who believed he had a plan…
Booth: … which I do…
Brennan: Then I’d be tempted to think He wanted me to go through something like I went through because it might make me more open to the whole… concept.
Booth: Mhmm. It obviously hasn’t.
Brennan: I’m okay with you thanking God for saving me and Hodgins.
Booth: That’s not what I thanked Him for. I thanked Him for saving… all of us. It was all of us. Every. Single. One. You take one of us away, and you and Hodgins are in that hole forever. And I’m thankful for that.
Brennan: I knew you wouldn’t give up.
Booth: I knew you wouldn’t give up.
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1.01 - pilot
Skull reconstruction with Elmer’s glue. It doesn’t get more badass than that.
Are you the one who has to undergo wave after wave of mind-searing pain that only ends after a writhing, screaming object the size of a, a jack-o-lantern pushes its way through your vagina?
—Temperance Brennan -
“The Prisoner in the Pipe” (via
vanillabug)
Every time Kathy Reichs says “yowza!” on twitter I think to myself… The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Brennan.
